By now, most of my readers have probably seen this image, along with the various other ones floating around all branded with the Brady Campaign’s logo:
Said image’s text reading, "A rape can last 30 seconds but a murder lasts for ever. Guns are not the answer." For the Googles.
And, like most of my readers, I saw the image and immediately dismissed it as a parody – oh, to be certain, [...]
Paul: This is quite possibly the funniest, most irreverent, spoofiest, and definitely the most crude science fiction comedy I have seen in a very long time, and stands a very good chance of knocking Galaxy Quest off its well-deserved, parodical throne.
Alright, I give up… the compounding idiocy and bizarreness of “Smoke and Thunder” is just too much for me to keep up with at this point. Sometime last night, it appeared as though the site got hacked; I sincerely doubt it was actually hacked – I rather believe that it was a warped idea of a warped mind to try to distance himself from the damages he has wrought upon himself – but, regardless, the [...]
Regardless of the motivations, desires, or warped perversions of the twisted and abusive mind behind “Smoke & Thunder”, one thing is for certain – he seems to be attempting to discredit pro-rights webloggers by acting the arse and then associating himself with us, and by lampooning us at every available opportunity. Given how much the anti-rights cultists of American believe in and peddle the fallacy of “guilt by association”, it would not be a difficult [...]
Look, folks, I am not sure how many times I have to say this, but it is an incontrovertible FACT that guns are “bad news” for women. Period. Full stop. End of story. No debate permitted.
And due to the unquestionable nature of that simple and obvious truth, I really, really wish you people would stop publishing complete falsehoods like this:
Meet Sammi. She’s never handled a gun before in her life. She’s [...]
Some days, you just want to throw in the towel. Other days, you do, and realize there is absolutely no shame in doing so. Nothing I could write today would even compare, however remotely, to this outstanding piece of parody by Robb (of which the below blockquote is just a very small sample):
Salesperson: “Good afternoon Ma’am. How can I help you today?”
Customer: “Hi, yes, I was hoping to look at banning a gun [...]