you are cordially invited to pucker up and…

I have an increasingly nagging suspicion I am not going to make it to wherever I am going the next time I try to board a commercial air flight, which is unfortunate, because I have not seen my parents in a while.

Why? Because flying across the country is neither affordable nor easy any more.

Oh, the other why? Because if some spineless, high-school drop-out tells me to "Freeze", I am just going to keep on walking.

Make no mistake – the Thousands of Sexual Assaulters are not law-enforcement officers, they have no law-enforcement powers, and they are not legally empowered to detain you for any reasons. That said, they can, have, and will call over a legitimate police officer to detain you should they feel as though you are not respecting their authority as much as they might want, but something tells me they will be too busy during one of these idiotic "Freeze" drills to really do anything.

Of course, on the flip side, I am sorely tempted to wear my kilt – properly, at that – to go through security on the way into the gate, though I still need to come up with some appropriately demeaning, insulting, but not actionable things to say to the assaulter tasked to me should I end up in the nudie-scan line. And, yes, I do intend on making it personal – that jackoff voluntarily chose to take a job where he/she would be called upon to molest and assault hundreds of people a day, and invade the privacy of thousands of others; if they had wanted to retain any chance respect or standing in my eyes, they should not have done that.