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When it comes to zombies, my preferred weapon is something along the lines of "orbit-based kinetic strike" (a concept which, coincidentally, appears to be featured in the upcoming GI Joe movie), but something tells me that we are not going to have that kind of hardware if/when the [...]
While Christmas shopping recently, Better Half discovered that Amazon has a dedicated, actual, honest-to-God storefront named Zombie Apocalypse Supplies.
This store has such categories as "Brain Protection" and "Duct Tape".
I might be at a loss for words.
This might just be the stupidest piece of bandwagon-jumping I have ever seen. Let us tick off the failure points…
1. Limited magazine capacity and no options for larger ones.
2. Miniscule sight radius.
3. Miniscule sights.
4. No option for mounting better sights.
5. Small grip means it is easier to drop in high-stress situations (like a zombie nomming on your head).
6. If the zombie apocalypse is [...]