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“An elephant. A mouse built to government specifications.”
by Lazarus Long

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one-line review: the last stand

The Last Stand – Aside from the non-stop Government Motors advertising (in the movie itself) and the epic levels of misrepresentation of the capabilities of firearms and other projectile-launching devices… well, it was worth a giggle in spots, and Arnie is getting old. 

(Also, based on the number of prequels featuring him, Bruce Willis must have cloned himself or something…) 

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one-line review: conan the barbarian

Conan the Barbarian – While Jason Moma is probably the best shoe-filler we are going to find for Arnold Schwarzenegger this side of a time machine, I was left expecting significantly… more… when the movie ended.

(And he did not say the line, which is just about an unforgivable offense.)

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