If you have a See All Open Sight:
… and attach it to a UTG 5-Slot Universal QD Riser:
… you will have about as good a co-witness situation as you can hope for:
Another happy coincidence is that since you are looking over the See All, rather than through it, an Inforce WML can happily coexist on the same rail plane as the sight, and not block your picture in the slightest, meaning that if all you want is a sight and a light, you only need the one rail segment.
In other news, I love having a DSLR again. That picture, imperfect though it is, took forever to set up, but would have been completely impossible with a normal point-and-shoot.
The riser is a bit of an odd duck – easy to use and install, but once you tighten the adjustment screw far enough to keep the riser from sliding on the rail, it pretty much is no longer “quick-detach”. The detent holding the lever closed is so tight at that point, my pansy little fingers cannot get it loose. Oh well. It puts the sight where I want it, so I am not going to complain too much.
Speaking of the sight, I have no had a chance to shoot it yet, so no significant comments on it. It does seem well-built, but I would note that, like many other light-gathering optics, the brightness of the optic will be based on the light around you, not the light around your target.
Unfortunately, the AR Pistol build is currently on hold on account of technical difficulties with a Troy Alpha Rail. Initially, it refused to slide over a mil-spec barrel nut, so I ground the teeth down a touch to make it work. Now it is refusing to rotate into place (it slides on about 5 degrees off top dead center, and rotates back to lock on), leading me to believe that Troy did not account for the FDE finish on the forearm changing the overall dimensions. I have a phone call scheduled with Troy’s technical support team bright and early on Monday, so we will see how things go.
Oh, and Remington, take note – this phone call with Troy came after I posted a mere two tweets indicating that Troy’s instructions are… shall-we-say lacking and that I was having trouble with the rail. I did not have to file a support ticket, I did not have to out them on the intertubes; they actually listened to their customers, and when their Twitter operator could not handle my questions, he arranged for me to be passed off to someone who could.
That is customer support. Granted, the situation is not resolved, and it can still go sideways, but that is at least one order of magnitude better than y’all achieved.
I just sent this letter to Mr. David Hollinger, Director of Sales at Remington Arms:
We last spoke on 24APR14 regarding a Remington 700 I received, new from your factory by way of Buds’ Guns, that had rust crusted all over the bolt and receiver; specifically, this rifle, serial number RR97####: http://www.wallsofthecity.net/2014/04/dear-remingtonarms-and-budsgunshop.html
I put that rifle in the mail on 21MAY14, it made it to Remington on 27MAY14, and Remington acknowledged receipt on 28MAY14.
Two days ago, I received that rifle back, and was remarkably disappointed by what I found.
As the attached Repair Document indicates, absolutely nothing was done to address, check, or even, so far as I can tell, examine the rusty bolt that my 700 came from the factory with. Part of the problem, I am sure, stems from the Service Request form I received from your Service Department, also attached – as you can see, the form mentions "Barrel – Rusty", but says absolutely nothing about the bolt being rusty.
I noticed this discrepancy before mailing the rifle and took the time to hand-write a comprehensive explanation that it was not, in fact, the barrel that was rusty, but instead the bolt, and that I was concerned over the structural integrity and finish of the bolt. Apparently your repair technicians completely disregarded my annotations, and, unsurprisingly, found absolutely nothing wrong with the barrel – because there was nothing to find.
When last we spoke on the phone, you assured me that the Remington technicians would thoroughly examine the bolt, sign off on whether or not it would be safe to continue using it, and repair or replace it as necessary.
What do I need to do to ensure that actually happens?
This was the second draft of the letter I wrote; Better Half would not let me send the first one.
[Update] Mr. Hollinger responded:
[Linoge] I apologize for the mishandle. I forwarded your message you should be hearing from someone in the near future.
I understand this just went in the mail to wind its way towards me:
Many thanks to Owen at Snake Hound Machine for handling the ordering (from Ares Armor no less… yes, that Ares Armor) and assembly, as well as my incessant and occasionally stupid questions. Once I throw on my hand guard and muzzle device – both to be revealed in good time – I think that will top this off quite nicely, no?
You can thank Fuzzy for this:
For those who do not get the reference (and I did not), I point you to here.
That is how long Remington took to send me this email:
This is to provide notification that your firearm/part has been shipped. We are committed to being the best in our industry at providing fast, personalized customer service — and we hope we have exceeded your expectations.
Of course, it could still be a week or so before it shows up on my doorstep.
Unfortunately, mine is probably not a good baseline to consider for the whole “replacing the trigger” problem, given how many other things were wrong with my rifle, and given how much of a stink I raised. I will be curious to see what, if anything, they did about the rusty bolt…
But, regardless, 43 days to replace a modular trigger assembly and a bolt that literally slides out? That is pretty damned pathetic, Remington.
So now that I have an income once again, it is time to consider replacing my now-six-year-old Dell XPS 630I, especially after the video card scare a few months back. So, I have built this parts list through PC Parts Picker – a far too handy site that not only finds you the best price for parts, but also the best combinations of MIRs, combo sales, and so forth.
CPU: Intel Core i5-4670K 3.4GHz Quad-Core $219.99
CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Seidon 120M 86.2 CFM Liquid Combo or $44.99
Motherboard: ASRock Z97 PRO4 ATX LGA1150 $99.99
Memory: G.Skill Ripjaws X Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Combo or $88.99
Storage: Crucial M500 240GB 2.5" SSD $109.99
Video Card: XFX Radeon R9 280X 3GB Black Edition Double Dissipation $279.99
Case: Corsair Graphite Series 230T Black ATX Mid Tower $49.99
Power Supply: EVGA 650W ATX12V / EPS12V $64.99
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8.1 – 64-bit (OEM) (64-bit) $94.98
Total: $1040.90 (This does not match the summation of the prices on account of the CPU Cooler / RAM combo.)
The general idea was to do as good as I could for ~$1000, but there were a few other constraints:
It has to be able to play Star Citizen, when/if it ever comes out. Unfortunately, they still have not pinned down exact hardware requirements yet, so that is still shooting in the dark.
It has to be able to deal with living inside of a cabinet. My computer is up with the cats, and they have a wonderful habit of chewing on things. As such, my box lives in a special-built cabinet to keep its wires and such away from their happy teeth; the cabinet has vents and an exhaust fan, but it is still less ideal than the box just sitting out on its own.
On a similar note, the case has to have filters. I blame cat hair for the death of my master video card, and would rather avoid that in the future.
It has to be somewhat expandable, whether that is more DIMMs, or another video card Crossfire’d to the original, or so forth.
It has to support the inclusion of up to 3 1TB hard drives I have on hand, as well as a DVD-RW drive. I would like for it to support the media card reader I have, but finding 3.5” external slots on cases these days is bloody hard, and replacing it with a 5.25” version will not be expensive.
So, am I overlooking anything? Is my money better-spent in other ways? The Intel chip was chosen because apparently they have better single-core performance than the AMD octocores, and most games these days use, at most, two cores. The 280X was chosen simply because, based on the comparisons I have seen, it seems to spank comparatively-priced NVidia cards. Everything else was more-or-less chosen to fit in the budget (I mean, there are little wins like the power supply being 80+ gold and modular, but nothing as a hard-and-fast constraint).
I came home today to this email from my congresscritter’s office, which was passed on to his district counsel from the State Department:
I have been advised by our Verification Division that [Linoge] received a Tentative Non-Confirmation (TNC) because his passport record reflected “pending” in the Department of State’s system at the time of the verification inquiry. Verification placed his case in “continue to process”, and sent a request to the Department of State to confirm the passport was valid. The Department of State responded today and confirmed the passport is valid, and [Linoge]’s record has been updated to reflect the passport was updated appropriately. [Linoge] was verified as Employment Authorized on 6/26/14 (this morning). In this particular case, he should not have been referred to the Department of State and we regret any confusion.
Do note that I received my passport in 2005, and I have travelled out of the country on three separate occasions since receiving it; why it was still “pending” in some system somewhere I have no idea.
I pinged my employer to see if they had heard anything, but no word yet. I guess the situation is about as fixed as it is going to be.
Remember this fun story? It has gotten better.
Shortly after penning up that post, I faxed the Department of Homeland Security a copy of my still-active US Passport, per their request, and under the impression that doing so would allow the situation to be cleared up in “about 24 hours”, to quote the customer service representative I spoke to.
I called back 24 hours later, and was told that they had received my documents but nothing else had transpired.
I called 48 hours after that, and was told that the package was awaiting supervisor approval, but he was out of the office at the moment.
24 hours after that, I gave up and contacted my congresscritter and spoke to his district counsel. She was tremendously confused why my employer was processing me through E-Verify (I honestly have no idea why they would do so, but I imagine it starts with “C” and ends with “YA”)*, and indicated that they probably could not do much, and certainly nothing on the short term. She still wanted me to email her the appropriate documentation necessary for them to look into the case, along with another copy of my passport (I thought making copies of passports was illegal?), and said that she would do what she could. I expressed that even if they were unable to really help the situation any, I would still like to file a complaint through the Representative’s office regarding the DHS’ handling of the situation and general inability to confirm that I am a US citizen.
The district counsel laughed at me. Literally. And then proceeded to tell me that would go nowhere.
So, in fairness, the counsel emailed me back today, and indicated that their liaison at the DHS was looking into it. Out of curiosity, I called up the DHS’ E-Verify line and inquired as to the status of my “tentative nonconfirmation”.
Apparently my case has been passed off to the Department of State. I asked the customer service representative why, and he literally had no idea. He did give me a phone number to a call for further questions, which turned out to be the National Passport Information Center, who were very confused why I was calling them, and were, through no fault of their own, no help at all.
For those keeping score at home, the Department of Homeland Security just officially gave up in their attempts to confirm that a natural-born United States Citizen who served in the US Navy and maintained secret and top-secret security clearances is, in actuality and fact, a US Citizen, even after the aforementioned citizen forwarded them a copy of his still-valid US Passport.
I would try to say something witty here, but I am officially at a loss for words.
(* – [Update] After doing my homework, it would appear as though a bill was signed into law in NC in 2011 requiring all employers to E-Verify new employees. That answers that. [/Update])
It amuses me that none of the “flat dark earth” parts actually match. The total build is as follows:
Some lessons learned from my second build…
Buying a lower parts kit from the same manufacturer as the lower alleviated the problems I had with things not fitting, and hopefully purchasing from a “name” manufacturer will prevent exciting problems in the future.
I love that Chip McCormick triggers have abandoned spring clips to hold their trigger pins in place, and instead have moved to torx screws on both sides. I have some concerns that the screws might back out, but Loctite will handle that, and I am much less likely to mar my rifle’s finish with these than with fighting with those bloody clips.
On a related note, the CMC Flat Trigger is completely incompatible with the Phase 5 EBRv2 Extended Bolt Release, or vice versa, depending on how you look at it. The bolt release is far enough back in the trigger well, and the flat surface of the trigger is far enough forward, that I can just barely shove my finger between the two, but would end up with beastly blisters on both sides of my finger tip if I actually fired it. I will be making use of Brownells’ Forever Guarantee to send the trigger group back and replace it with an identical one with a curved trigger – removing the trigger group is easier than removing the bolt release, and I am not sure any other extended bolt releases would not have similar problems.
And speaking of, the Phase 5 EBRv2 was a pain in the ass to install. Since that big armature is permanently attached to its right side, you cannot really use pliers to squeeze the roll pin for the bolt catch into place, like you can with “normal” bolt catches. I figured this would be a more solid assembly, and I was probably right on that count, but I think I will be going with one of the add-on type levers in the future, just to make installation simpler.
On the other hand, the Dead On Arms pin-less trigger guard was as stupid-simple to install as they advertise it to be. My only qualifier on heartily recommending their product is that it rattles slightly when installed.
You can never have too much tape on the pair of pliers you are using to squeeze the bolt catch roll pin into place. Good I have a touchup pen for black finish…
Now I just have to decide what upper to drop on it. I am thinking something chambered in 5.56 with a 7.5” barrel and enough of a forearm to cover the entire barrel up to or slightly past the rear end of a muzzle device that does its best to direct what will probably be copious quantities of muzzle blast forward. I like that the industry is trending away from cheesegrater hand guards, but I do want the ability to at least mount rail segments that can support an AFG, light, and possibly a forward sight if I do not end up with some other receiver-mounted optic. Looks like I might have to get someone to build something for me, from the looks of the COTS market.
And then I will have a 100% legal AR-15 pistol… that just happens to have a funky little device hanging off the back end of it which works pretty well when I hold it against my shoulder and do not blade my body…
Especially when they are so vociferous about it.
I could kind of look the other way when James Grant arbitrarily proclaimed, based on his own limited, purely-anecdotal experience, that all “teabaggers” (his words, not mine) are racist, while simultaneously proclaiming that the movement is universally comprised of old white people, because sometimes people cannot help themselves from being jerks. But watching him tell veterans that, unless they are active duty, they should “sit the fuck down, have a coke, and shut the fuck up” if they do not agree with him about not going back into Iraq… well, that sealed the deal for me*.
So Failure to Fire – a webcomic loosely dealing with firearms, for those not in the know – is officially off my reading list. There are plenty of funny webcomics out there that do not see a need to repeatedly club you about the head with their assholery, and I recommend you look into reading them instead.
And, no, I am not going to give links, because I see no need to drive traffic his way; if you are morbidly curious, though, look to the post and comments on 17JUN14 for the most-recent example of the former incident (there are lots of others, but I am not going to waste my time digging for them) and the post and comments on 18JUN14 for the latter.
On a related note, since John Scalzi all-but** called me a misogynist for being a fan of Larry Correia, and said Larry “looks like a rapist excusing asshole” while callling him a misogynist outright, I see no reason to continue buying his books new. John is a decent enough author, but if he honestly believes the headline of “The Naive Idiocy of Teaching Rapists Not To Rape” is actually “excusing” rape, he is a blithering moron; Michael Williamson goes into a thorough explanation of why, but the simple summation is this: sociopaths exist, and teaching people how to defend themselves is far superior tactic than trying to teach sociopaths to not be sociopaths.
Anywise, John has already made it clear that he does not care if I buy his books, so who am I to argue? Just means I will have the funds free for a signed copy of Nemesis, which is shiny by me.
(* – For the record, I, a veteran who spent time in a war zone, do not believe we should go back into Iraq, but that is entirely secondary to the point.)
(** – John seems to lack the necessary spine to actually say almost anything, instead relying on innuendo and “interpretation”.)
Hopefully everyone else got theirs today too.
So I have started accumulating parts to build out my never-used bare AR-15 lower I have laying around my safe, and I stumbled across the Pin-Less Trigger Guard offered by Dead On Arms. At the time, Brownells was sold out, plus they did not offer it in anything but black, so I went ahead and ordered directly from Dead On Arms themselves.
The part arrived in a few days, but it turns out they shipped me a black one, rather than the flat dark earth color I requested. I shot them an email late Friday evening asking if I could exchange it for the right color, and this was the response this morning:
I am terribly sorry about that. I am sending you out the correct one this morning. No need to exchange, please keep the incorrect one, on us:) Below is the USPS tracking number for the FDE guard being sent out today.
USPS Tracking #: XXXX
Please let me know if there is anything else i can assist you with and again i am so sorry for the inconvenience.
Thank you so much and have a great day!!
That, ladies and gentlepeople, is good customer service. That is customer service Remington could learn from*. Hell, the folks at Dead On Arms did not even ask for proof that they sent me the wrong part, they just handled the situation expeditiously and with functionally no impact for me.
In any case, if the part is as awesome as the company is, I think I will be very satisfied; I will, of course, let everyone know how it goes.
(* – Yes, I know, there is a radical difference between a $500 gun and a $30 part, but the point remains the same.)
The hike up was only three miles, which does not sound bad, until you realize the altitude gradient looked something like this:
(I have no idea what that “796 ft” nonsense is about.)
Of course, then we drove down the Blue Ridge a little farther, hung out in a cute little town*, and drove home, and then I got up bright and early this morning and spent three hours learning how to take firearms away from people.
I am down with the whole “not moving” concept right now.
(* – Floyd, VA is something of a quirky little town, and we got there while there was a small outdoor market thing going on. There were the usual all-organic whatnots, and all-natural things, and pottery, and art, and whatever else you might find in a town that depends on the tourism of yuppies and nouveau riche, but the conversation we had at the home-made soap booth took the cake. We were looking at some of the options, and the husband of the proprietor piped up and commented that the soaps labeled “Simply” were scent-free, which would work great if I were a hunter. He just threw that out there, as if it was nothing.
I miss living in towns where one can discuss hunting and other firearm-related topics without having to sound-out your conversational partners thoroughly first…)
I understand muzzle brakes – they are intended to capitalize on the gasses being ejected out the muzzle in such a way that dampens perceived recoil, often at the expense of the ears of everyone around the firearm. And I understand things like the Noveske KX3 – in addition to “suppressing” flash (i.e. directing it all forward), it also has the added benefit of forcing all of the muzzle blast forward as well, reducing the perceived noise for the user.
I do not really understand why you would take the two concepts and wrap the former in the latter.
It has been a while since I took Statics and Dynamics, and S&D is only a very, very rudimentary proxy for Fluid Dynamics, but it would seem as though if you took a gas, vectored it out one direction and then right into a wall connected to the very thing doing the vectoring, you would be counteracting exactly what you wanted that gas to be doing.
On the other hand, I have started building out a bare AR lower into an AR pistol, and the idea of a muzzle attachment that reduces the perceived noise for the user is something that appeals to me greatly, especially given that I am eyeing 7.5” barrels*. I had been considering a Levang Linear Compensator for the purpose, since I am a little cheap for the KX3, but I have to wonder why companies do not make something like the Kineti-Tech “Muzzle Brake with Sound Director”, only leave out the “Muzzle Brake” part in the process?
(* – No, I am nowhere near badass enough to sport one of these, much to my chagrin.)
(Found by way of The Firearm Blog. Image borrowed from Kineti-Tech.)
As I briefly, previously alluded, I will be starting new employment in the near future. The job is a contract-with-intent-to-hire position, which is not exactly what I was looking for, but, at this point, a paycheck is a paycheck, and it gets my foot into both an industry and a job title I think I would be interested in, so go me.
Where my ignorance came into play, and, honestly, bit me in my arse, was in terms of the negotiations. I was under the impression that contract positions were like full-time positions, where I name a salary number, that is treated as a starting point, and we go from there. This was woefully incorrect.
The negotiations for my salary started, and ended, when the recruiter looking to fill the contract asked me what I wanted to be paid. He then put together a “package” that he submitted to my prospective employer, and they accepted it after I passed their interviews.
But the catch is the package is what they accepted, and it was locked in as soon as the recruiter passed it on to them.
Would my prospective employer have accepted the package if I asked for more money? I certainly hope so, considering I will be asking them for more money when they bring me onboard as a full-time, regular employee. Could I have potentially priced myself out of employment? Absolutely. Which is one of the reasons I hate the modern form of salary negotiations where the employee has to throw out a number first (and, yes, I have tried a variety of ways to dodge that question, but it invariably comes down to me naming a number). But that “price myself out” problem is why my number started out as low as it did.
Anywise, learn from my misunderstanding – when it comes to contract-based employment negotiations, always give your recruiter/contact a number you will be happy with. I am happy with the number I gave mine, but I certainly could be happier…
Choate Machine and Tool is definitely an interesting company, where form always comes after function. I would never go so far as to call any of their products singularly attractive in any aesthetic way, but they all appear to work just fine, and often have really useful features included at a very affordable price.
In fact, if they had one at the NRAAM, I would have forked over for one of their Tactical Remington 700 Short Action ADL stocks with full-length aluminum bedding, especially since they were offering a screaming convention price; unfortunately, all of the models they had on-hand were equipped for removable magazine baseplates rather than the factory Remington one.
Anywise, while Fuzzy and I were talking with the remarkably helpful folks at the Choate booth, I happened to ask about a random little thing they had on their table; specifically, their Car Rescue Tool:
Apparently this little tool was created after some Choate employees saw a couple of other folks in serious car accidents where they were unable to get their seatbelts to disengage or open their doors.
It is an unfortunate truth that if you lock up your seatbelt hard enough, it will not release at the button, which is where that double-bladed-and-hooked razor blade comes in. I do not have any webbing I want to destroy, but after playing around with it on paper, it would seem to have no problems tackling a seat belt.
On the other end is a molded-in Phillips-head screwdriver bit, which functions just fine for turning screws, but also doubles as a glass-breaking implement. Put your fingers through the holes, cover your face with your other hand, and swing the point of that hard into your side window, and it should shatter. Safety glass beads are nowhere near as “safe” as their name would lead one to believe, but it beats being trapped in a car when your door latch refuses to work.
Finally, for less-catastrophic events, that straight edge above the finger holes is designed as an ice-scraper, should the need arise.
Of course, if you do not get a couple of ideas for how else this handy little tool can be used, you need to hang out on this guy’s site a little more.
One thing this particular device has on a lot of its competition is its mounting methods – most of them come with their own brackets that are meant to be screwed into interior trim, and not many people are too keen on putting holes in their cars. The folks at Choate recommend using the finger-holes and a few strands of dental floss to tie this thing where you know it would be after an accident – under your seat or your dash, for example. Single strands of floss are fairly easy to break by hand, but probably will not snap in an accident, and do no permanent damage to your car.
The only catch with this particular unit is that once you factor in shipping you can procure two of these “original” Life Hammers for the same price; granted, you have to figure out how to mount those, and they are not Made in the USA, but it is something Choate should consider.
This game is totally worth $1 – as one of the reviewers says, you get to take on a T-Rex in a mech. Do I really need to say anything else?
(Ignore the Metacritic score; apparently this game has evolved over the years and they have never seen fit to re-review it.)
So on the last day of the NRA Annual Meetings, we arrived in the Media Room and noticed that someone had left sheets on all the tables proclaiming, “Writers, we have a present for your wives! Stop by booth #XXXX to pick it up!”*
I will not lie, we did not really make any serious plans to actually do so, but by complete happenstance we stumbled across the booth, which happened to be owned – and manned – by none other than A. G. Russell himself. Let me get my fanboyism out of the way and just say that Mr. Russell is an outstanding individual, and it was a distinct pleasure to be able to chat with him about his business and what he does. I will not lie – I have lusted after a few of his knives for quite some time, but I have never really reminded myself of that when I happened to have the necessary money free.
Anywise, the gift Mr. Russell had for us was, predictably, a knife – specifically, one of his Odin’s Eyes:
As you can tell, this is meant to be a “punch” knife, with one of your fingers through the hole, which is just a hair over an inch in diameter. The knife comes with a ball chain for neck carry and a keychain ring for attaching it there, with both accessories fitting through a loop at the tip of the sheath. The blade is made of 8Cr13MoV steel, for those of you who know what that means, and is about 1.75” long overall and has about 1.5” of edge. It is important to note that this is a double-edged knife (and both are double-bevel edges, not chisel grinds), and thus may not be legal in all jurisdictions. Additionally, the knife is manufactured in China, but Mr. Russell has an honest explanation for that.
Anywise, the gift was only half the experience – the other half was Mr. Russell explaining exactly how he came up with the idea and who he intended it for. To put it very simply, Mr. Russell is very much on our side, in that he very much believes in and supports the right of self-defense, and by that I mean he wants people to be able to do whatever is necessary to stop a threat against their person.
His concept for the Odin’s Eye (and please bear in mind this is all hypothetical / fictional) was that a woman was walking back to her car after work one day, alone and in a darkened parking deck. An assailant approached her and she held out her full keychain in her off hand and shook it at him, indicating she would whack him with it if he came any closer, and screamed at him to go away. He continued to close the distance, making all outward indications of wanting to physically assault her; she put her off hand to her side as if she were prepping to do a swinging backfist at him… and then hacks and slashes at his face with her Odin’s Eye in her dominant hand once he was close enough. The knife was on her keychain, and she used the distraction of the keys itself to draw it. Mr. Russell was quite clear that he meant this knife to only be deployed as a surprise, and that he wanted folks to consider slashing their opponents diagonally across their face one way, and then diagonally across their face the other way, to get the full impact.
His demonstrations were quite energetic, involving demonstrating the slashes and targets he had in mind… on me. With a sheathed knife, and at a distance, of course.
Perhaps the best part was at the conclusion of his demonstration, where he indicated the victim should just go home and have a stiff drink to steady her nerves after successfully defending herself. I commented that calling the cops might be good as well, and his response was something along the lines of, “Oh, yes, that too, if you think of it.”
The man is not wrong, though; I would never suggest a push dagger as a primary defensive tool, but as a back-up or emergency tool, the simple truth is that punching is a natural movement, and if that punch happens to have something sharp-and-pointy included with it, all the better. Once you get your finger through the hole, you are not going to drop this knife, and even flailing becomes a potentially lethal threat to your assailant. I am sanguine with that, and apparently Mr. Russell is too.
(* – As I was talking with some of the folks behind the booth with Mr. Russell, one of the ladies there passed on a story that the sign they left in the media room was not a hit with everyone. Apparently a female media person – I do not know who so asking me will be of little use – came by the booth and vociferously expressed her displeasure at the gender-specific phrasing of the signs. I will not deny that “spouse” would have been a better term to use, but the truth is an older man from a past generation was trying to be nice and give a family member – or you, he did not actually require people to be married – a gift, regardless of how he phrased it. Sometimes we are embarrassed by what old folks do, but the polite thing to do is to smile, say “Thank you,” and move on with your life. Or maybe I was just raised right. (And, yes, I have run this line of reasoning past Better Half and she agrees.))