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When referring to influenza, people typically just say “influenza”; but when referring to the flu, people typically say “the flu”.

I swear, the more you pay attention to the English language, the less sense it makes. …

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note to self

Cleaning a mercury-based oral thermometer under a hot water tap may seem like a good idea, but it really is not. …

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just a nosey question

Why are gun owners such lousy negotiatiors? The appropriate response to, “I am willing to sell X for $Y, OBO,” is not to write back and ask, “So, what is your bottom-dollar price?”

Does the term “counteroffer” mean nothing to people? …

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way to prove your idiocy

There are so very many things wrong with this headline that I am not even going to bother delving into the article that spawned it.

And, no, unfortunately I was not at the theater at 0001 this morning… I plan on going this weekend, though not wasting my money on …

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not how i remember the story

Jesus Christ on a holy pogostick – when did Examiner.com (link intentionally and willfully omitted) become such a gos-se-filled cesspool of pop-ups, pop-unders, pop-ons, and atrocious frakking scripts? …

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shiny new toys

Having a new vendor show you just how stone-age-ish your current vendor’s system is can be an… interesting… experience. …

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just an observation

Does anyone else find Jimmy Wales’ expression in a few of his “please, oh please send us money” banners on Wikipedia to be a little… patronizing? …

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irony is…

… a hybrid car without cruise control. …

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holycraponastick

On the one hand, maybe those kids will grow up without being hampered by an abject fear of heights like mine.

On the other hand, you are hanging your baby out a gorramed window!

(Courtesy of Dark Roasted Blend.) …

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well-preserved burgers

Given the choice, I will gladly take a Five Guys, Carls Jr., Checkers, or even Burger King burger over something that came out of a McDonalds… but this is just amazing, in a vaguely stomach-turning kind of way. …

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does it even have a trunk?

I always thought it was kind of silly of me to show up at Home Depot in my Mustang.

Turns out, I have nothing on the guy with the Factory Five Cobra clone:

I guess you could always hold stuff over your head… …

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pet peeve

I really, really dislike it when television shows and movies use the Greek character “Lambda” – Λ – in the place of English “A”s.

L != A.

That is all. …

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the dwindling nature of myths

On the one hand, we now know for certain that aligators do, indeed, live in New York City’s sewers. On the other hand, the world just lost a bit of its mystique. Strange times we live in. …

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leftover remnants

Do people even use the “Insert” functionality on their keyboards any more? Why is that key/button still there? …

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orly?

It always amuses me when people say inherently stupid things, like, say, this:

Local police spokesman Benoit Dumas said of the latest case that “nothing can justify a speed of 290km/h”.

“It is not controllable. It must have taken 500m to stop,” he said.

Well, not to point out …

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only the twentieth time

Tangle-free flag rods should reall be called tangle-fewer. …

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needed: brain bleach

Speaking of things that I was a little slow in appreciating, at first glance, I could not figure out what Sarah was talking about regarding the image at the end of her post.

Then I saw it.

And now I cannot un-see it.

What in the hell were the …

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*zap*

Given the sheer number of puns, interpretations, and general-purpose idiocy that could be made out of an incident like this, I am at a complete and total loss for words.

Well, apart from, “Jesus may really have touched down…” …

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dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge

The completely whacky thing about this all-too-crazy accident? The Porsche Cayenne that narrowly avoids turning into a pancake underneath the Pepsi truck just keeps driving. And, by “narrowly”, it looked to be somewhere in the “less than two feet” range.

Me, I would at least have to pull …

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windows of opportunity

If I ever happen to own/run my own commercial establishment (unlikely to happen, but we are talking hypotheticals here), like, say, a greenhouse/nursery/garden supply type place (because that actually holds some degree of interest for me) or perhaps a window tinting shop, its hours would probably be something along the …

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