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Oh [...] Why is it that modern microwaves insist on telling me “FOOD IS READY” when their timer runs out? How does it know the food is ready? Was the time I nuked my food for actually long enough? Does it [...] I fully appreciate and encourage having a fire-extinguisher handy for any kind of fire-producing device (even internal combustion engines), but having said fire extinguisher strapped directly to a generator seems somewhat… [...] During our little hike on Saturday, I was the only person of four who bothered to put on bug spray… DEET-laden, broad-spectrum, name-brand bug spray.
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Ignoring the atrocious grammar and one-lined nature of the report, what the [...] Since when does “The perfect family comedy” feature implied nudity, blatantly implied sexual intercourse, miscarriages discussed in all their ultrasound glory, and pets being put to sleep in graphic detail? Seen at work today: If the aircraft you stole is being tailed by two F-16s, trying to break and run after you land it is not going to do you a whole lot of good:
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The correct question was:
So… hold on a tick. Does that mean one can have PG [...] Why are beer and wine measured in percentages while almost everything else is in [...] Memo to Apple: Did you know that one can now order Domino’s Pizza from one’s TiVo? I have seen the Burj Dubai in person, and I can honestly say, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that these two gentlemn are bloody nuts. For reference, this is a surefire way to piss just about everyone off:
Oh, and for all of you who are annoyed at me and individuals like me who sarcastically refer to Senator Barack Hussein Obama as “The One“, “Obamamessiah“, “The Savior“, and other [...] Have paper towels handy when first using pens that spent the past three months in un-air-conditioned shipment and [...] “Something we’re making for the Americans. It’s called a ‘ghetto blaster‘.” Just how stupid can you get? Why do I want to carry a firearm for the protection of me and mine? Because the police are too busy dealing with morons like this halfwit.
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