This is quite possibly the funniest short story you will ever have the fortune of reading:
The daylight turned purple. Let me repeat this… THE FRICKING DAYLIGHT TURNED PURPLE.
Really, just go read the whole thing. …
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This is quite possibly the funniest short story you will ever have the fortune of reading:
Really, just go read the whole thing. … [...] Firearms are "energy weapons". (* – "Funny" as in "amusing only if you are an engineer or other type of nerd".) … [...] (Not to be confused with the honest-to-God titanium-toothed SEAL dogs.) (Courtesy of Tekmage and SayUncle.) … [...] So Osama got perforated by a motivated SEAL Team, right? So he got buried at sea, right? So watch this and tell me you are not giggling:
… [...] Seen at a local beer-and-mixer-but-not-wine-or-liquor store:
I was this close to buying it just for the package…… [...]
Liberty Meadows definitely seems like an acquired taste (and is occasionally mildly NSFW), but how can you go wrong with King Kong dual-wielding 1911s? … [...] And this is exactly the reason I want to go to the churrascaria that opened down the road from us. I mean, meat delivered on swords… for as long as you want. How can you go wrong? … [...] I have what could probably be described as a higher-than-American-average tolerance to wasabi (or a masochistic complex – I also “enjoy” hot sauces), but every once in a while, I have taken a bite and shortly thereafter had an experience very much like this one:
Cannot say as though I … [...] I have said pretty much everything I care to about Representative Gabrielle Giffords’ shooter, and other post ideas just are not coming to me at the moment (though I am currently reading through something that will merit its own comprehensive post tomorrow – impressive stuff), so I am just going … [...] According to Better Half, henceforce Massad Ayoob will be known as “Tikka Masala”. That is all. (This post is a product of Better Half currently working on The Cornered Cat: A Woman’s Guide to Concealed Carry.) … [...] In an effort to make Christmas shopping easier for my family, I generally try to maintain an Amazon [...] In order to start the week on a light note, I give you the Laser-Guided Cat: Video was taken at my parents’ with our new HTC Droid Incredibles [...] My boss said it was a safety training video… I am inclined to agree. … [...] As children, we are very good about asking for things – oh, to be certain, sometimes that “asking” is more “running around in circles, screaming and stomping our feet”, but the desire and the request is all but evident in situations such as those. And, really, in our youthful innocence, … [...] … if not year. I could have written countless posts over the hundreds of RSS articles I have read, and am still catching up on, but I figured there was little-to-no point, given that two weeks in carbon-time is about equivalent to an epoch in blog years. However, I just … [...] I have to admit, this was probably the hardest I have laughed in a while, followed closely by this… and this… and this… If you have ever been on a cat’s staff, and are not yet reading Two Lumps, you should really correct that… … [...] Over the years, I have become rather accustomed to waking up with at least one of my limbs still soundly asleep, and completely disfunctional – just one of those things. However, waking up in the middle of the night, face down in your pillow, with both arms asleep… yeah, that … [...] Me: *squeezes the soap bottle, resulting in a faint squeak* Better Half: Was that you squeaking? Me: Maybe. Or it was the gnomes. Better Half: … Me: One of them has asthma. Better Half: … That’s horrible. … [...] |
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is going to be my favorite game ever, even before it hits stores’ shelves: 
wishlist, and then provide it to them a month or so before the holiday… this year, since everyone has varying degrees of smartphones or other portable connectivity devices, I went ahead and …
, and the dubious quality can probably be blamed on lighting, me not getting the autofocus right, and it being somewhat difficult …
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