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This arrived in the mail today: 

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For those keeping score at home, the date on the invite is only four days ago. 

*headdesk* 

Nice challenge coin, though… Thanks for the thought, Crimson Trace!  …

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ballsy

Here is to hoping the authors of Doghouse do not live in Massachusetts and own firearms, because with a comic like that (complete with the bonus alt text of "Do they really not think heads will roll?"), well, the precedent is not pretty.

In other news, I love that …

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i am famous!

At least on the internet

Now I cannot get it out of my head… Anywise, thanks for the mention! …

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nothing to see here

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Move along.  …

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the vorpal password

Yesterday was spent receiving copious quantities of Powerpoint-based training on Company X’s product that we have purchased and will be using at work here soon, but towards the end, we thankfully got around to finally putting hands on hardware, and seeing how all of this stuff actually works and plugs …

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be careful what you ask for

You might just get it. 

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You will note that one weblog in particular is not listed there…

(Courtesy of the always-piquant North.)

[Update] Image appropriately linked. [/Update]

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take stock of your preparations

Is anyone surprised that Scott Adams grasps concepts that anti-rights cultists militantly refuse to:

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After all, his grasp on reality is arguably more developed than most.  …

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seems familiar

Does anyone else feel like Riff (the dude in the sunglasses) when attempting to converse with anti-rights cultists?

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Seem to be a striking number of similarities…

(Image from Sluggy Freelance.) …

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sugary awesomeness

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Originally found at Cake Wrecks, where there is additional awesomeness for the viewing.  Courtesy of Better Half.  …

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in honor of the day

(Courtesy of Yankee Born, Rebel Heart.) …

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the things we do as kids

This is quite possibly the funniest short story you will ever have the fortune of reading:

The daylight turned purple. Let me repeat this… THE FRICKING DAYLIGHT TURNED PURPLE.

Really, just go read the whole thing. …

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funny* realization

Firearms are "energy weapons".

(* – "Funny" as in "amusing only if you are an engineer or other type of nerd".) …

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because everyone needs something funny

Cats rule, dogs drool.

(Not to be confused with the honest-to-God titanium-toothed SEAL dogs.)

(Courtesy of Tekmage and SayUncle.) …

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so. wrong.

So Osama got perforated by a motivated SEAL Team, right? 

So he got buried at sea, right? 

So watch this and tell me you are not giggling: 


So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but

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there will be cake

Remember that perverse sense of humor I have? Yeah, I am starting to think, thanks to it, Portal 2 is going to be my favorite game ever, even before it hits stores’ shelves:

“How do we get so many bullets in ‘em? Like this!”

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

(Courtesy of Everyday,

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tempered over burning witches

Seen at a local beer-and-mixer-but-not-wine-or-liquor store:

I was this close to buying it just for the package……

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boo. frickin’. yah.

Liberty Meadows definitely seems like an acquired taste (and is occasionally mildly NSFW), but how can you go wrong with King Kong dual-wielding 1911s? …

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they ate a chupacabra?

And this is exactly the reason I want to go to the churrascaria that opened down the road from us.

I mean, meat delivered on swords… for as long as you want. How can you go wrong? …

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*snort*

I have what could probably be described as a higher-than-American-average tolerance to wasabi (or a masochistic complex – I also “enjoy” hot sauces), but every once in a while, I have taken a bite and shortly thereafter had an experience very much like this one:

Cannot say as though I …

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in case you do not already read them

Speaking of laughs, it is only funny because it is true, and I am going to have to remember this line the next time a meeting runs past my ability to care…

And while this is not expressly a comic, it is related to one – I am not …

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