Over the years, I have become rather accustomed to waking up with at least one of my limbs still soundly asleep, and completely disfunctional – just one of those things. However, waking up in the middle of the night, face down in your pillow, with both arms asleep… yeah, that…
Really, you probably need to read through this entire comment thread to comprehend the full humor value of the below #gunblogger_conspiracy transcript, but, if you are unwilling to wade through an unending stream of Chris condescendingly self-fellating, you will have to take my word that this…
Speaking of coincidental crossovers between a particularly well-endowed land cannon and a particularly short-fuzed mini-lop, behold.
There are certainly few more-fitting tributes to a murderous, switchblade-equipped rabbit than naming it after a county-destroying supertank featured in a rather good science fiction story.
I would love to claim some manner of malicious attempt at subterfuge in using a MagPul box to send the book on its way, but it was more of a, “Gorram it, the Post Office is closed, and…
This is, quite possibly, the best idea regarding soccer ever:
Four: All the refs are MMA fighters, and every time a player falls down and fakes an injury, the ref steps in and administers unto that player the very injury they were faking.
To an average person, a ship name of HMS Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy is just an administrative hiccup that can be cured with a few applications of the “Backspace” key, and a momentary glimmer of something approximating imagination.
In case you did not know (and I surely did not), May is Zombie Awareness Month. Of course, if you are aware of a zombie, you should probably go ahead and separate its brain from its body, and then worry about spreading the good word, but that is…
I suppose it would be oh-so-very wrong of me to point out how amused I am that the “Women’s Private Beach” in Abu Dhabi is probably well within binocular/spotter scope range of both the Presidential Palace and the Emirates Palace.
When we finally got around to filling out our Census form, Better Half was a little annoyed at my insistance on filling out the bare minimum amount of information, observing that some of the questions were relatively innocuous.
Well, looking back at how other people handled the form, I…
The Nissan dealership in town is running a radio ad proclaiming that they have been authorized to accept the trade-in of Toyotas covered by the recall, and to give full-market-value for those vehicles. Good for them. But then they go on to explain how a truck can actually be sent…
I am told the Winter Olympics are being held in Canada this year, and as one might expect for the country and the era, “being green” is something of a big deal. Accordingly, coal-poweredelectric ice resurfacers (“Zamboni” is actually a brand name, like Xerox) are being used to tend…
Speaking from personal experience, 12-ounce cans of soda may not seem like that much at the lunch table, but when you drop them just right they can, quite literally, spray their contents all over your kitchen, refrigerator, and cabinets. I do not think I am ever going to understand how…
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