X-Men: First Class – Outstandingly chosen actors who gave performances I was not expecting, convincing story development (though how a certain character got his particular powers is left to the viewer’s imagination), seamless special effects, entertaining inter-character banter and relationships, and a compelling (or at least convincing) bad guy… I …
Priest: Better than Legion (which, granted, is not saying much), but not as good as it could have been – hopefully the apparent sequel will step things up a bit. …
Thor: Take the concept that Norse mythology Asgardians are superhuman aliens from across the galaxy, multiply it by some of the best computer graphics I have seen in a while, and throw in some semi-decent one-liners, and the end result is that you should definitely see this at some …
Fast Five: I have absolutely no problems admitting to a healthy mancrush on Vin Diesel, but combined with a return to the basics that made the first and fourth movies so good, I dare say that milking this concept for all it is worth has turned out relatively well… …
Atlas Shrugged, Part 1: Some parts of it dragged longer than I might have done (specifically the anniversary party scene and sex scene), and some things were a bit understressed in my opinion (specifically how irrationally depraved the looters were, and how they exhibited that behavior), but speaking as someone …
I Am Number Four: Take Push, move it to the American heartland, drop a high school on the set, mix in about twice as much teenage angst, add some bad guys who actually got some relatively amusing one-liners, and you will pretty much be in the ballpark. …
Battle: Los Angeles: If you remember the horrifically craptacular Skyline, this movie was everything that one was not – engaging, exciting, suspensful, sufficiently explody, and one hell of a commercial for the United States Marine Corps.…
The Mechanic – I will not deny that I have a not-insignificant man-crush on Jason Statham, but pairing him against Ben Foster has to go down as the worst in a long line of bad ideas coming out of Hollywood… …
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: I would imagine that it takes a certain kind of person to appreciate a movie like this, but if you enjoyed Zombieland, be very afraid for it, because I think it just got dethroned. …
The Last Airbender – If this were a just and fair world, that would have been M. Night Shyamalan’s last movie, thanks to actors, writers, producers, and production houses wanting to distance themselves as much as possible from a source of such mind-numbingly atrocious dreck in the future… so …
Skyline: To quote one of my fellow victims… er… movie-goers, “What the hell was that?” aside from way too much drama, not nearly enough aliens, and a spectacularly horrid ending. …
Stargate Universe: Take the worst aspects of Stargate and Stargate Atlantis (which is not hard in the latter’s case), liberally douse with the inferior elements of Voyager (which is definitely not hard), generously sprinkle with horrific acting and substandard plots, and blend thorughly with copious quantities of suck and …
Piranah 3D: Exactly as advertised – one part gratuitous bloodshed, one part gratuitous nudity, one part gratuitous 3D-ness, and one part gratuitously idiotic characters… liberally blended with appropriate cameo appearances from Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd. …
“A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise, and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.” by Thomas Jefferson
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