Alice in Wonderland: Billed as something of a sequel to the original story, this actually turned out to be yet another in a long line of rehashes of much the same plot, with much the same characters and outcome [...]
Law Abiding Citizen: The main character assuredly did not live up to the title, but if you are interested in a rather disturbing condemnation of the American legal system wherein lines become remarkably blurred, this is probably your movie… [...]
Couples Retreat: Vince Vaughn successfully proves that his biggest single defect as an actor – his complete and utter unwillingness to let a joke go even though the joke in question is beaten, dead, and decaying – is [...]
Dragonball: Evolution: In all honesty, I only watched this movie because of James Marster’s (of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Smallville fame) role as “Piccolo”, however, if the movie had managed to take itself just a little [...]
Død Snø (Dead Snow): Zombieland is unquestionably the greatest zombie movie of all time, however, Dead Snow is easily the best foreign zombie movie… which may not be saying much, but you still need to see [...]
Legion: Mediocre action, paltry gun porn, uninspired acting, and seriously screwed up theology – an underwhelming, disappointing “meh” if there ever was [...]
Carriers: It is almost sad, the things people will do to pay the bills, especially when the people in question have already scored the lead role in Star Trek
My one-line review of Fred Claus:
Unending moral relativism and demonization of personal responsibility ineffectively hidden behind a perforated facade of craptacular, off-tempo attempts at humor.
In short, try not to waste your [...]
Maria Bello is no Rachel Weisz (Rachel is actually hot.), but nothing beats a Yeti kicking a field goal… and another calling [...]
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“... the freedom to own and carry the weapon of your choice is a natural, fundamental, and inalienable human, individual, civil, and Constitutional right -- subject neither to the democratic process nor to arguments grounded in social utility.” by L. Neil Smith
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