one-line review: skyfall

Skyfall – So it took them 2.5 hours to explain to us, in exquisite detail, how much the next, not one but, two James Bond movies were going to suck. 

(What happened to Craig only doing four movies?  That was the glimmering hope I bitterly clung to…) 

4 thoughts on “one-line review: skyfall”

  1. I was expecting crap as well, but as I told someone on Twitter, Casino Royale was boring; this was a movie I would leave running while I got up and made popcorn.

    And mixed a drink.

    And used the head.


  2. Yep, the last 3 sucked. Casino Royale was a snooze fest, i cant even recall the plot to Quantum of Solace while i type this, so that must say something.
    I enjoyed the return of the DB5. None of the recent bond cars have been worth wiping my butt with.

  3. Oh, no question on that count… Seeing that beauty show up was pretty much the highlight of the movie.

    The only highlight. Well, aside from Bond’s last words to the baddy.

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