Want to know how to help people not care – and possibly not even notice – that you are openly carrying a firearm in public?
This is how:
Yes, that is indeed one of the mythical 5.11 Tactical Duty Kilts. No, I have not yet gone out in public like that (though I am sorely tempted to wear it to work tomorrow). Yes, I made that hiking stick, contrary to Our Glorious President’s claims otherwise. No, I have no otherwise photographed that holster yet… but I really need to. Yes, my legs are that hairy.
Perhaps most importantly, no, I will not be participating in Kilted to Kick Cancer this year, simply because this is the first kilt I have ever owned, much less worn, and it is already the 20th of the month. That said, there are a number of awesome folks who are not only competing, but who are also offering to shave half their mustache, shave their whole mustache, wax portions of their anatomy that really do not need to be waxed, and proffer up good, old-fashioned fan-service with an enthusiastically consenting wife. How the hell would I compete with that?
So go donate to one of them; I know I will be.
Your beard-chops-thing frightens me.
Ive heard there’s lots of… airflow, in those.
@ Erin Palette: I got yelled at by my cat for laughing at your comment
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And just think, those are trimmed! (At least the sideburn part… the jawline part I am still letting grow.)
@ Wolfman: One internet to you, sir!
And, yeah, there is. He was not joking about that part.
May I suggest donating in the name of one Motorcop?
http://kilted.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1036680&lis=1&kntae1036680=E10F60ECE8A14842A6DB8D52B93051FF&supId=365919631
Oh…and that hat is badass.
And you can participate at any point, sir. As co-founder, I deem it so.
Yeah, I never got past the hat.
I so want one of those hats….
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@ Motorcop: I think this time around my efforts will be better spent happily cheer-leading for those folks who are already invested in the cause
. Next year, though, you can definitely count on me participating fully!
@ Mark@Sea: I have never worn it out your way before? Hm. I guess I have not been wearing it as much in the summer; gets kind of warm.
@ Dragon: Done.
To call those muttonchop sideburns does not do them justice.
Those are the whole damned sheep.
That’s some impressive facial squirrel you’ve got going on there.
@ Ambulance Driver: See, now I want to see if I can rig up two little Lamb Chops stuffed animals to hang out on my jawlines…
@ Jennifer: Gotta use the tails for something
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