What’s the proper salutation when you meet a uniformed TSA employee not at the airport? One was entering a fast food place as I was leaving.
The ones that went through my head were, in no particular order:
- How many little boys did you get to fondle today?
- Are you here to gloat that you got another job after being fired for incompetence?
- What, no gloves?
- So what kind of cancers have you gotten yet?
- Go f#*k yourself
I ended up not saying anything because I was honestly shocked that anyone would wear the uniform without armed police close at hand. That, and Mrs wizardPC gave me the “don’t you dare” look.
I checked the Emily Post Institute but couldn’t find anything relevant.