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Why would you need a gun at an 8 year old’s birthday party?

I mean really, how paranoid do you have to be? Seriously?

I mean, it’s not like someone’s going to come in and start killing everyone in the house.

Here’s one of the reasons I carry: you can never know if the guy standing next to you is banging someone else’s wife. You can never know if the woman in the next cubicle has recently told her abusive ex to get bent. You can never know if the guy walking across the parking lot has a gang hit out on him.

I don’t worry about someone coming after me–I may be a jerk sometimes but I don’t do anything worth getting shot over. I do worry about being collateral damage, for the reasons outlined above.

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