Piranah 3D: Exactly as advertised – one part gratuitous bloodshed, one part gratuitous nudity, one part gratuitous 3D-ness, and one part gratuitously idiotic characters… liberally blended with appropriate cameo appearances from Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd.
Hm. About the only thing about this movie that sounds remotely interesting to me is the gratuitous nudity in 3D. I don’t find it interesting enough to spend the money to see it in the theater, though.
Sadly, the nudity did not capitalize on the 3Dness nearly as much as one might like. Still, as a campy knock-off of Jaws, it was not horrible…