Me: Huh. Lookit that – a Hooters To Go.
Better Half: Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?
Me: Yeah… pretty much.
Unless, of course, the sign is referring to waitresses rather than food… after all, no one goes to Hooters for the wings.
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Unless, of course, the sign is referring to waitresses rather than food… after all, no one goes to Hooters for the wings. [...] Sweep the gorramed snow off your gorramed cars, and, yes, that includes their frakking roofs. [...] Better Half and I are headed down to the land where even obeying the law can result in you getting legally arrested for a long weekend… Good fun. But, as they say, “concealed means concealed”. Unfortunately, for some stupid reason,Brigade Quartermasters decided to close their Kennesaw… [...] Spoon, fork, bottle opener, flat-head screwdriver, prybar, three sizes of hex wrenches, caribiner, and a last-ditch defense tool. [...] Now that I have adequately vented my spleen for today, it is time for something a little more amusing: the truth. [...] Ok, now that some of the messes of various bodily fluids have been cleaned up from the tubes comprising the internet, I have been able to determine a few specifics concerning Apple’s new ZOMGITZGLORIOUSANDWONDERFULANDMAGICALANDZOMG product: [...] If there was anything right in our country today, President Barack Hussein Obama would soon be facing impeachment charges.
… [...] The only non-government job where you can be consistently wrong and never get fired. [...] As spoken by South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andrew Bauer:
Truth. And that is why proponents of larger governments (of either major… [...] Any time an anti-rights advocate claims that pro-rights activism is useless, and increased “gun control” is undeniably part of our future, just point out to them how far we have come in the past 30ish years:
… [...] So the Bullitt has taken a little getting-used-to (especially with the doors – those are huge), but I have only been able to find one significant “problem” thus far – the shift knob. Unlike average Mustangs, the Bullitt’s knob is comprised of almost entirely brushed aluminum, which is then threaded… [...] Sometimes I wonder if the anti-rights advocates’ best tactic is to simply step back for a little while, and let the pro-rights activists tear themselves apart from the inside. [...] I know Linoge already covered it, but he didn’t mention the name. iPad. [...] One day, I will stop being amazed at how fanboyishly pathetic some people get whenever Apple releases something new. One day, but not today. [...] Anti-rights advocates frequently hold up the National Firearms Act as a model by which we should regulate and control all other firearms, using the argument that firearms controlled by it (including fully-automatic weapons, short-barreled rifles, and short-barreled shotguns) are rarely used in crimes. [...] According to the official *.gov website, the publicly-held debt during President Bush’s eight-year term in office increased by about $2,969,254,680,319.93 – just shy of three trillion dollars (and you might as well round up, given that its numbers only started in late September of 2001). According to the… [...] My friend Nikki Goeser went up to Ohio last week to talk to the Ohio House about restaurant carry there. It’s HB203 for any Ohioans out there (like my sister). “The law didn’t stop [the man that murdered Nikki's husband],… [...] Yet another quote from the inimitable Atlas Shrugged
… [...] Would not Nazis picking up trash from the side of the road necessitate them bagging themselves for pick-up? [...] If a somewhat random one… [...] I was almost too late for this one, but it appears as though Gander Mountain is having a “Military and Emergency Personnel” sale. If you are active duty or Reserves for any of the branches of the military (but, sadly, not just a military veteran like me, and… [...] A few days back, an individual got his My Little Pony panties in a twist over pro-rights activists discussing the possibility of using deadly force to defend and protect their private property, and as my brain is wont to do, it started spinning around building assocations. The one key one… [...] Thanks to Traction Control for pointing out a positively wonderful depiction of how Our Glorious President has done this year: [...] Why do anti-rights advocates consistently and repeatedly lose? Because they lie:
… [...] So… anyone play Killing Floor? I have finally gotten a few abilities above “Hey, look, I am useless!” so I might die less often… [...] I know that it is not expressly required by state law, but if it is raining hard enough to warrant anything other than the lowest setting of your windshield wipers, TURN ON YOUR GORRAMED HEADLIGHTS. It has been positively diluvian here over the past few days, and there have been… [...] Lotus engineers are crazy. [...] Legion [...]
From Yours Truly, with a little inspirational assistance from Hsoi. [...] The one day that it was above freezing and I am headed that direction already (to drop off Better Half at the airport), it rains sufficiently hard to probably make the Tail of the Dragon beyond treacherous. [...] One of the more-popular refrains of anti-rights advocates across the globe is, “Assault rifles have no sporting purpose!” (By “assault rifles” they typically mean any magazine-fed, non-bolt-action rifle.) Really? Then you might want to tell ESPN:
… [...] In the process of thoroughly demolishing an anti-rights Canadian hoplophobe (but I repeat myself), Turk said the following:
… [...] If you are in the Knoxville region of Tennessee and looking to remodel/rebuild/build a house, I would strongly recommend that you swing by Stovers Liquidators, LLC at either their 4505 Ashville Highway location, or their 452 West Broad Street (in Cookeville) warehouse. [...] I would never buy it because I could never bring myself to shoot it, but this is one hell of an awesome pistol. [...] One of the worst aspects of comment spam? For that brief time between GMail informing me that a “walls of the city”-related email has been shunted off to its appropriate folder, and me actually clicking on the message in question, I actually think it might be a real, honest-to-God comment. [...] … at least this time. [...] Not here, here. [...] Better Half and I have had to wear eyeglasses since our single-digit ages, and we both went through the same lectures with our parents concerning how we were to never do anything that would even potentially mar, damage, or scratch our glasses and if we did, our names were… [...] When a company says they are producing a “rail gun”, this is not what comes to mind. [...] Well, aside from a few holes in the roofing seams between the flashing and the vertical wall next to it, a rotting centerpost in the two-car garage (not uncommon in this area), and one of the two heat pumps having a non-responsive compressor (though we do not know if it… [...]  |    |
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: Mediocre action, paltry gun porn, uninspired acting, and seriously screwed up theology – an underwhelming, disappointing “meh” if there ever was one.
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