Member of Mayors against illegal guns beaten with a lead pipe.
He heard a woman screaming and went to help her. For his trouble, he’s in the hospital with head injuries and a broken hand. This outcome is precisely the way he would prefer it to happen.
If only there was a tool effective against pipe wielding attackers that was easily carried on one’s person.
He did try to help her. I give him credit for that.
Narrative: He must have a big penis, that’s what forced him to intercede. But running in there he tripped over his enormous schlong and got the crap beat out of him. Because an insecure guy with a small penis would have been carrying a gun and avoided the beating.