not my line of work

– Please list all aliases or “handles” you have used to communicate on the Internet.
Uh, pack sand, mate.
– If you have ever sent an electronic communicatoin, including but not limited to an email, text message, or instant message, that could suggest a conflict of interest or be a possible source of embarassment to you, your family, or the President-Elect if it were made public, please describe.
Piss up a rope. Of course, as liberals have already demonstrated, dissent is not tolerated. God forbid anyone should disagree with the liberal… well… god.
– Please furnish a copy of each federal and state (and, if applicable, municipal or foreign) tax return, including any amended return, for 2005 and all subsequent years. If filed separately, furnish the same documents for your spouse.
You have bloody well got to be joking.
– Do you or any members of your immediate family own a gun? If so, provide complete ownership and registration information. Has the registration ever lapsed? Please also describe how and by whom it is used and whether it has been the cause of any personal injuries or property damage.
Oh. No. Now you are joking.
Wait, you are not smiling.
You are not joking?!
Crap on a crutch. Well, let me take this one item at a time. First, none of your gorramed business. Second, no. Third, there is no federal registration requirement for firearms. Never was. Fourth, due to the lack of a federal registration requirement, there is nothing to lapse. Fifth, still none of your gorramed business.
Clear enough for you?
I guess I am not going to end up working for the President-Elect’s administration.
So sad.
I mean, at this rate, President-Elect Barack Hussein Obama is going to know more about his employees than they do about him. And given that the President is, in reality, their employee… how does that make sense?
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