monkey in the middle

Courtesy of the wife:

Me: …I could easily see them treating all of the recent sales as something along the lines of, “Oh my God! We have to do something about all of these guns on the street! In the hands of our children! And monkeys! Monkeys cannot be armed!”

Better Half: Monkeys? Is that in the rules?

Me: I think so. They would fail the instant background check, at least.

Better Half: True. Unless ACORN was involved.

… yeah…