Memo to Apple:
Look, I know you have managed to carve out quite the computer peripherals empire based off one hell of an advertising campaign. Your computer side of the house is not doing terribly well, though, but it never was, so no great surprise there. At any rate, with your years and years of expertise, experience, and examples, I would have thought that you would have learned some of the basic rules of advertising by now. One of the more important ones, that you seem to have missed somewhere along the line, is this:
Try not to scare the kiddies.
How am I so sure you missed the day this lesson was taught at advertising school? Well, how else do you explain this:
I mean, seriously, what were you all thinking/smoking? Some crack-trip-induced elf with Pod-People-esque glowy pipes coming out of his noggin’ going to some mind-controlling piece of hallucinogenic-colored hardware? Really? I shudder to think what you all will have for Easter…
Sincerely,
Linoge.
P.S. – The Santa on the other half of the store’s display windows was almost more frightening, to the point where my phone’s camera simply refused to take a picture of it. Poor thing. Scared for life.
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