Well, whether you have thought about it or not, Christmas is fast approaching. Honestly, I have not thought about it much either, but that is because I am a procrastinator extraordinaire. That said…
Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Firefly is newer and better than ever. This third edition bumped the overall page count to 126, and the individual life lessons to over 600 in six sections. Not too shabby, if I do say so myself. Of course, I have been working on this little book for over three years now. At any rate, reviews for this book can be found here, here, and here, and I certainly would not mind some more constructive criticism for a possible fourth edition. And, just like all of the previous versions, there is next-to-no mark-up on these books, mostly to try and avoid copyright problems, but also because I made these to spread the good word of Firefly, not make money. Some random excerpts from the book are, “Dead bodies do tell tales. Loudly. And sometimes with guns,” “A female gettin’ naked tends to be a better diversion than a male doing the same,” “Nothin’ ever goes according to the gorram plan. Plan accordingly,” “As with other things, sword-fightin’ is all about the wrist,” “Black market beagles are better than black market cattle. Seriously,” and “Some ships will be with you until the end of your life. That could be because they’ll kill you.” How can you go wrong with material like that?
And thanks to a reminder from Kevin at the GBRIII, The Philosophy of Jayne store is once again open. Should I get bored and have far too much spare time on my hands again in the future (not terribly likely, but who knows?), I will see what I can do about opening up other “Philosophy of…” stores again as well, but Jayne’s was definitely my most popular. Cafepress’ stock of items certainly has grown since the last time I looked, so you can find all manner of random things at the store now – black t-shirts, white t-shirts, kid t-shirts, dog t-shirts, yard signs (take that, you forests of political signs), banners, three different kinds of clocks, buttons, magnets, stickers, ornaments… and lots of things come in multiple colors now. Oh, and Jayne’s philosophy, for those too lazy to click, is, “You can never have too many grenades. (Or pistols, or rifles, or rounds, or knives, or…)” Believe you me – this shirt has gotten me more than a few strange looks, comments, and all the rest…









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