faster than a speeding bullet

Dan Cooper has been asked to resign as the President of Cooper Firearms of Montana, Inc.

In response to the recent article highlighting Dan Cooper’s personal political donations, the board of directors, shareholders and employees of Cooper Firearms of Montana, Inc would like to issue the following statement.

The employees, shareholders and board of directors of Cooper Firearms of Montana do not share the personal political views of Dan Cooper.

Although we all believe everyone has a right to vote and donate as they see fit, it has become apparent that the fallout may affect more than just Mr. Cooper. It may also affect the employees and the shareholders of Cooper Firearms.

The board of directors has asked Mr. Cooper to resign as President of Cooper Firearms of Montana, Inc.

Daily operations will continue with the competent staff currently in place in Stevensville, MT producing the finest, most accurate rifles money can buy.

Dan Cooper has spent all of his working life producing the highest quality rifles built here in the USA. He started with nothing but the American Dream and built that into firearms company anyone would be proud of. We firmly believe Dan stands by the 2nd amendment.

We wish him all of the best in his future pursuits.

(Emphasis added.)
Well, damn. Not only was that the right answer, but good lord it came quickly.
In light of this new development, my personal boycott of Cooper Firearms will be lifted once Dan Cooper steps down from his office. My personal dislike of Dan is still in effect, but now that Cooper Firearms has taken the appropriate course of action (considering Mr. Cooper’s support of a patently anti-rights, anti-Second-Amendment Presidential candidate), I hold no ill will towards the corporation.
In other news, how does David get a response and I do not? Just slap me with the ol’ “FAIL” stamp already…