You know, I am entirely uncertain as to which is worse:
Option 1: I somehow managed to tear off a sizeable chunk of my right big toe’s nail while unpacking boxes. Cardboard boxes. Filled, largely, with towels, bedding, kitchen supplies, and other wedding presents – objects I would not exactly consider dangerous.
Option B: I did not even notice said missing chunk until I happened to glance down and think, “Oh, wow, that is a rather large amount of blood…”
Thankfully, I failed to decorate anything in a pretty crimson, but in retrospect… ow?
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