You know, I am entirely uncertain as to which is worse:

Option 1: I somehow managed to tear off a sizeable chunk of my right big toe's nail while unpacking boxes. Cardboard boxes. Filled, largely, with towels, bedding, kitchen supplies, and other wedding presents - objects I would not exactly consider dangerous.

Option B: I did not even notice said missing chunk until I happened to glance down and think, "Oh, wow, that is a rather large amount of blood..."

Thankfully, I failed to decorate anything in a pretty crimson, but in retrospect... ow?