“Help, help, let us out of this nutshell!”
… Yeah, ok, that was pretty bad. But can you blame me?
Anywise, this gem was found at Say Uncle.
There is no right or wrong, just the inability to get along. Therefore you must either agree with me or be accused of causing an argument.
It takes two to make a fight, so stop fighting me.
If you don’t have anything nice to say about me, you must refrain from criticizing anything I choose to do to you.
If anything I do to you makes you angry, it proves you are a hateful person.
If you cannot accept what I do to you, it means you are closed-minded.
If you don’t give me what I want, it proves you are materialistic and selfish.
This so perfectly fits the apparent mindset of so many people, it is eerie. Now, just wait for the little liberals to come flailing in here…
That whole set of sayings is quite astonishingly accurate.
Apparently, they are part of a larger set of sayings this guy and some friends compiled over the years. I need to get Say Uncle to coax the web address out of him….
I’d like to see that! Also there’s this:
Sexual restraint is the height of bourgeoisie repression, you should be able to have sex with any willing partner including animals – but extreme dietary restraint and the avoidance of all meat and dairy is an exemplary display of moral character, and as such Vegans should not have sex with non-Vegans.
*twitches*
So very wrong, but absolutely accurate.